Friday, December 31, 2010

Barack Obama - Either Doing His Best In One of The Most Difficult Times In American History, Or Hitler

Barack Obama, the first black president, proved to millions this year that he is either trying his best to lead the nation during the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, or he is the modern-day incarnation of Adolph Hitler. One of the two.
In 2010, Obama made a number of political compromises while still trying to pursue many of the reforms laid out during his 2008 campaign. Also, he was a totalitarian monster comparable to the perpetrator of one of the worst genocides in history. He is either a president who passed a comprehensive health care measure despite staunch opposition from powerful private interests, or a radical-Islamist sympathizer bent on systematically dismantling American democracy and eradicating all human liberty. He either lowered taxes for most Americans while failing to communicate that effectively, or he is pure evil. Whichever.
Barack Obama, two of the most important people of 2010: the one who was elected to be president of the United States and execute laws to the best of his ability, and the one who murders senior citizens and hates all white people. Only history will say which he is for sure.

Monday, December 27, 2010

HERE COME THE HEALTH CARE CHUTES

As I and many more  predicted, Obamacare is leading to healthcare rationing. On a day when he knew that most Americans weren't paying attention, Pres. Obama announced that doctors who advise patients on "end of life" issues would be reimbursed by Medicare. "Mrs. Jones, you really should consider stopping further treatment. Here's the phone number for your local hospice provider." This legislative grim reaper takes from the severely ill and the elderly to pay for the expanded pool of people previously uninsured. Call it the redistribution of health. The only end of life planning we should we worrying about is our plan to end Obama's political life!

OBAMA WILL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A FOOTNOTE IN HISTORY

Barack Obama has set a course that will leave his legacy as no more than a footnote in American presidential history.  For all of the bluster and glory, for all of the pomp and circumstance, and yes, for all of the anticipated hope and the promised change, the whirlwind of hype and expectation surrounding the president a mere two years earlier has virtually dissolved.

He was the man destined to save this country from his predecessor's failures.  He was the man who would end the war in Iraq, finish the war in Afghanistan, and shut down the prison at Guantánamo Bay.  He was the man charged with rescuing the faltering American economy.  He was the man who would usher in a post-racial era in an allegedly inherently racist American society.  And he was the man who had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize based not on tangible accomplishment, but simply upon these very expectations.


On all of these accounts, President Obama has been a striking failure.


He has not saved this country from the Bush-era failures; rather, he has done the impossible in making Americans pine for the days that Bush was in office, with Obama's job approval rating recently falling below that of the former president.


Obama did not end the war in Iraq; he merely claimed credit for a deal negotiated under the Bush administration.  The Status of Forces Agreement, signed by U.S. and Iraqi officials on November 16, 2008, already laid the groundwork for an end to combat missions in Iraq.


He has not brought an end to the war in Afghanistan, instead emulating a military strategy that was a basis for success in Iraq, the surge.  What was once heavily criticized by President Obama as a failed strategy has since been hailed as a path to victory in a war that recently sparked Bush-like protests from the antiwar crowd.


Obama has failed to close the prison at Guantánamo Bay, an alleged symbol of American tyranny and torture, and a top priority of Obama during his campaign.  Shortly after his inauguration, executive orders were issued for the closure of the prison within a year.  The thinking was that such a facility was not "consistent with our values and our ideals."  Gitmo remains open nearly two years later, an apparent admission that the president is not consistent with his own values and ideals.


He has failed in every manner to resuscitate the stumbling economy.  The unemployment rate has continued its upward trend under Obama, going from 7.7% in January of 2009 to the current rate of 9.8%.  Meanwhile, attempts to convince the American people of the success of the stimulus bill were manufactured in deceitful ways despite clear signs of turbulence in the economy.  Personal incomes continue to trend downward, as does private-sector job creation, and the national deficit is projected to balloon to a staggering $1.5 trillion in 2011.


Obama's election has been anything but post-racial, with heightened racial rhetoric and actions coming from the administration itself.  Setbacks for the post-racial presidency include the firing and subsequent apology to a black official, Shirley Sherrod, at the Agriculture Department; the president himself, without knowing the facts of the case, labeling police as having "acted stupidly" following the arrest of a black Harvard professor; and the Justice Department's dismissal of voter intimidation charges against members of the New Black Panther Party during the 2008 elections.


Worse, Obama has been governing by putting policy over process, inviting unprecedented backroom deals for health care reform...and now, apparently, tax compromise solutions.


With both sides of the aisle enraged by the process, the recent tax compromise is simply the nail in the coffin.  Obama himself once declared that "[a] good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence or a good piece of music.  Everybody can recognize it."  Complaints from both sides of the aisle indeed indicate that everyone recognizes this -- as a bad compromise. 


And unlike former President Bill Clinton's shift to the center during his tenure, Obama's backroom successes and polarizing failures will only result in a perpetual downturn in his approval rating.  His recent ceding of the podium to Clinton seems to indicate an acceptance of this fate.


The president has gone from being "a big f'n deal" to eliciting utter contempt and disrespect for the highest office in the land.  His liberal colleagues angrily mutter, "F the president."


Like a good compromise, a good president, too, is something that everybody can recognize.  Years from now, recognition of Obama as a transcendent president will long be forgotten, and the era of the man who was to save America will be nothing more than a footnote in history.

Friday, December 3, 2010

OBAMA THE NARCISSIST

Barack Obama is no longer suffering from a mental illness, according to the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.  I'm not yanking your chain.  This is not satire.  Narcissistic personality disorder has been eliminated from the upcoming manual of mental disorders.  How convenient.  The disorder is said to be characterized by an inflated sense of self importance, a special kind of self-absorption described by the New York Times as "a grandiose sense of self, a serious miscalculation of one's abilities and potential that is often accompanied by fantasies of greatness."  But that's not all.  Those suffering from narcissistic personality disorder automatically expect that others will recognize his superior qualities and will tell him so often.
Sounding eerily familiar?  We are talking about a man who referred to himself almost 1,200 times .. and that was just in speeches given in 2009!  We are talking about a man's who wrote two autobiographies before accomplishing much of anything.  We are talking about a man who rudely reminded John McCain during a bipartisan healthcare summit that the election was over and he (the great Obama) won.
Even though the medical community may no longer recognize narcissistic personality disorder as a mental disorder, it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to spot one.  Obama truly believes that he's the world's air freshener.  Our country's one true hope is that with every day that passes a few more people out there realize what a mistake it was to take someone with no experience or and minimal qualifications and make him the president on the strength of five-word slogans and the ability to read words someone else put on a teleprompter.

Monday, November 29, 2010

GOVERNMENT LIVING UP TO IT'S REPUTATION

If you will remember, one of Barack Obama's consistent claims since becoming president is that "green" energy is the wave of the future.  He has been so dogmatic on this that you might imagine that Obama feels that green energy is going to single-handedly turn the tide for our economy.  Do you remember Obama's stimuls weatherization program?  Is this all ringing a bell?  Millions of dollars were allocated to these weatherization programs to make houses more "green" and energy efficient.  We are talking some serious cash.  In fact, Illinois ALONE was awarded $242 million to weatherize 27,000 homes.  That would be the total federal income tax payments of 24,000 American households. 

Fast-forward to today, and what do we have to show for this weatherization experiment, at the expense of your tax dollars?  A new report by the Department of Energy found problems with Obama's weatherization program "so severe" that homes are not only no more energy efficient but are actually dangerous for people to live in.

I'll give you a little taste of their findings, as highlighted in this column in the Washington Examiner.

The findings are grim. "Our testing revealed substandard performance in weatherization workmanship, initial assessments, and contractor billing," the inspector general report says. "These problems were of such significance that they put the integrity of the entire program at risk."

Department inspectors visited 15 homes that were being weatherized by CEDA and paid for by stimulus funds. "We found that 14 of the 15 homes...failed final inspection because of poor workmanship and/or inadequate initial assessments," the report says. In eight of the homes, CEDA had come up with unworkable and ineffective plans -- like putting attic insulation in a house with a leaky roof. In ten of the homes, "contractors billed for labor charges that had not been incurred and for materials that had not been installed." The report calls billing problems "pervasive," with seven of ten contractors being cited for erroneous invoicing. And the department found "a 62 percent final inspection error rate" when CEDA inspectors reviewed their own work.

Sounds like government work at its best.  What else did we really expect?  Unfortunately your tax dollars went to pay for this shoddy you-know-what.  And you want to put the government in charge of your healthcare?  Your house is bad enough, but what about your life or the life of people you love?  Oh ... and you continue to send your children to the government to be educated?  I want to smoke out of YOUR bong. 

Saturday, November 20, 2010

THE CLASS WARFARE BATTLE OVER BENEFITS or WHAT TO DO ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS

While the battle over tax increases stalls, the battle over jobless benefits heats up. And why not! This is absolutely perfect for the class warfare warriors out there. Yesterday House Republicans blocked a bill that would have extended jobless benefits through the end of February ... at a cost of adding $12.5 billion to the nation's debt. It didn't do so well. If the Democrats had found a way to pay for this bill ... like cutting $12.5 billion from some worthless government program ... the extension would have passed.
Democrats love this stuff ... especially around the holidays. If you listen closely you can hear the leftist outcry even before it arrives ... (though I'm sure it's here in full force by this morning) .... Here are the headlines:
Republicans block extension of jobless benefits for holidays.
As the holidays approach, Republicans want jobless to go without benefits
GOP destroys Christmas for jobless families.
Republicans fight for tax cuts for rich, while denying extension of jobless benefits
The truth? The Democrats WANTED this benefits extension of unemployment benefits to fail. They PLANNED for it to fail.
You got it. The Democrats never intended for this benefits extension to pass. This was a designed and intentional failure. Remember ... the Democrats still have the majority in the House. They can pass pretty much anything they want to. But ... they DIDN'T want to. They were after some ammunition to use against the hated GOP, not extended unemployment benefits for jobless Americans (and those sitting on their ever-broadening asses while their benefits run out). Here's how they pulled this off:
The bill extending unemployment benefits is put on the floor of the House under what they call "fast-track rules." I think "fast and furious rules" would be more appropriate. Under these rules a two-thirds vote is required for passage. 

The Republicans were not permitted to offer any amendments to the bill. All the GOP wanted to do was to introduce an amendment calling for this $12.5 billion price tag on this bill to be covered with spending reductions in some other areas. Now come on ... with government spending having doubled and doubled again in recent years, don't tell me these people couldn't find a way to cut spending in some unnecessary areas to cover these extended benefits. The Republicans had some suggestions ... cut stimulus spending in some less effective areas. Now on what level does that NOT make sense?
Now being the brilliantly though insensitive guy that I am, I have developed my own solution to our long-term jobless benefit crisis. It goes a little something like this:
Unemployment benefits paid from unemployment taxes collected from employers (who collect them from their workers) would last for 36 weeks. That's nine months. During this period of time anyone receiving these benefits would be required by law to accept any offered job that pays them 90 percent of their average earnings for their last year of employment. Failure to take the offered job without just cause results in an immediate termination of unemployment benefits ... and a public caning.
After the 36 weeks of unemployment benefits expire the unemployed person will be eligible to apply for a program of financial support for the unemployed; but only after collecting unemployment for 36 months while actively searching for a job. Any further benefits paid at this point shall be in the form of a loan, not a straight cash payment. Once the unemployed person finds a job he will be given a grace period of six months during which time he can try to get his financial feet on the ground. After that time the supplementary benefits - the loan - will be paid back through payroll deductions equaling no less than 10% of each paycheck. That percentage will increase as the amount of the paychecks increase.
I'm going to sit back here for a moment and soak up your adulation for this wonderful plan. In the meantime ... as you hear all of these Democrats screaming about how evil Republicans are for not extending unemployment benefits ... remember that this was all carefully planned by the Democrats. This is the outcome they wanted. They were looking for ammunition to use against Republicans, not more help for the unemployed.