Well Michael Bloomberg is pouring $12 million more into gun control ads, but the ads no longer mention an “assault weapon” ban. Apparently, the gun control people are trying to take baby steps, finding more modest proposal so they can get at least one victory to build on to slowly work towards confiscation of all guns. With everything else failing, one innocuous idea is just to make it mandatory that guns have warning labels on them. Here’s what those could possibly be:
WARNING LABELS FOR GUNS
* “CAUTION: Not to be used orally.”
* “WARNING: Do not place in microwave.”
* “WARNING: Fires bullets.”
* “CAUTION: Not for use in mass murders.”
* “WARNING: Noise hazard; do not use near sleeping babies.”
* “WARNING: Mere existence can cause incoherent thinking in some leftists.”
* “SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Guns are a leading cause of death for rapists.”
* “CAUTION: Objects holding a gun can appear cooler than they are.”
* “WARNING: Make sure to keep away from children, monkeys, and tyrants.”
* “CAUTION: Point only toward things you want dead.”
* “EXTREME WARNING: Obama won’t like you if you own this.”
I'm just an individual who hopes to inspire but not impose his views on others. I seek not to convince but only hope that my words are written well enough to get others to delve deeper into their own thoughts and ideas. I am sincere in all that I say but never so serious as to not listen to the ideas of others
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