- Hope really hard
- Make sure to pay your life insurance premiums
- If you run out of birth control, remember condoms are reusable if washed in the delicate cycle. You can find the used condoms in the dumpster behind your local Planned Parenthood
- Blame Bush
- I’m pretty sure Time Life has a series on home surgery
- I’m always available to play doctor. Call me
- If you happen to need an emergency abortion, there are also coat hangers in the alley behind Planned Parenthood
- If you are unable to refill your prescriptions, let me tell you about a wonderful little thing called the placebo effect
- Have you tried faith healing lately?
- If you happen to need an emergency organ transplant, there are also vagrants in the alley behind Planned Parenthood
- If you ask your navigator, they will provide you with a fake Canadian ID, a fake Canadian passport and a map showing the locations of all clinics in Canada
- Clap your hands and say: I do believe in healthcare.gov! I do believe in healthcare.gov! I do believe in healthcare.gov!
- Have you tried medicinal meth? You can get it from a guy in the dumpster behind the Planned Parenthood
- Stop being so racist. Healthcare.gov can sense your racism and won’t work if you are racist. Healthcare.gov is working for you, right?
- Pretend to be an illegal alien. You’ll get treated right away
- Remember to not vote Democrat next time
- Join a union or become a Senator
- Take the time now to prioritize your loved ones by how much you love them so it becomes easier to decide who gets the limited medical care you can afford
- Laughter is the best medicine. Buy a copy of Uncle Sid’s Guide to Homeschool Your Hellions
I'm just an individual who hopes to inspire but not impose his views on others. I seek not to convince but only hope that my words are written well enough to get others to delve deeper into their own thoughts and ideas. I am sincere in all that I say but never so serious as to not listen to the ideas of others
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
It’s a Las Vegas New Year
January 1st is quick approaching. For many, this will be like a trip to Vegas. Whether or not you have health insurance will be a giant crapshoot. But never fear. Obama is on the job. He has some recommendations for those of us who will wake up January 1st with no coverage. Here is what he suggests you try should you find yourself in that situation:
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