20 Words That Should Trigger a Homeland Security Alert, But Don’t

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, we now have a complete list of words that – if found on your web site – will cause your jack-booted overlords to give a jack-boot-based low-five to your door and take you away to live on a small Caribbean island with terrorists and Marines.
On the “this has got to trigger a lot of false-positives” side, the list includes “pork”, “cloud”, and “Mexico”, which seems to imply that Homeland Security’s REAL job is tracking the migration patterns of flying pigs.
Well, gotta keep the snoops snooping, I guess, otherwise they’ll be forced to admit their uselessness and start competing with honest Americans for real jobs.
But what really surprised me were the words that WEREN’T on the list, even though they’re even more worrisome than international porcine aviation. Hopefully DHS will be adding these with all due haste:
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“‘Forward’ – Unless they’re reading the Wisconsin flag.”

1) NPR
2) Occupy
3) Patchouli
4) Patriarchal
5) Warming
6) Global
7) Man-Made
8) People’s
9) Discrimination
10) Teabagger
11) Renewable
12) Change
13) Greed
14) Unacceptable
15) Planet
16) Organic
17) Undocumented
18) 99%
19) Profiling
20) Feelings