10 Reasons Why Liberals Should Feel Old

There has been a lot of talk lately about the GOP being the party of “old, white guys.” However, liberals have several reasons to feel old as well.

I’ve compiled a list of those reasons right here.
 
1. On election day in 2016, Hillary Clinton will be 69 years old.

 
2. Joe Biden would have been unable to take Sarah Palin to the prom. Biden is 21 years older than Palin.

 
3. Jon Stewart turns 51 this year.

 
4. Labor union membership peaked in 1954.

 
5. When Dan Rather tried to assassinate George W. Bush’s character in 2004, he was already 72 years old.

 
6. Abortion ghoul Dr. Kermit Gosnell is 72 years old.

 
7. Jimmy Carter was the last Democratic Presidential candidate to carry Texas – in 1976.

 
8. Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals was published in 1971.

 
9. The Supreme Court decision which legalized abortion, Roe v. Wade, was in 1973.

 
10. Young people don’t care about global warming.