Obamamath

The Smertest Presdent Evah can count better than you. He can count better than math people. He can count better than Math itself.
On a conference call, he told those who managed to actually get in to the call that over 100-million people had signed up for Obamacare.
Now, I know you heard reports the number enrolled was only 106,185 … but that’s using Old Math. With Obamamath, it’s over 100,000,000.
Obamamath also explains how the jobs rate improved suddenly right before the election. There was no fraud involved; it was Obamamath!
It also explains how Obama’s poll numbers are so high. Obamamath!
But — and here’s the good news — you and I can utilize the new science of Obamamath.

• When I have to pay my credit card bill, I can write a check for $10 and pay off a $1000 debt. Obamamath!
• When I sell my car, I can get a lot for it because it gets 5,394 miles per gallon. Obamamath!
• This Website? It gets 7,327,463 hits … per hour! Obamamath!
• And, yes, ladies, I am VERY well-endowed. Using Obamamath.

There are new worlds open to us all with Obamamath.
Things are so much easier when you make up your own facts.