Into the Light

I’ve been thinking about just how bad Obamacare is going to be, as well as what a travesty of justice its empowering Supreme Court decision was, and although I’m planning on venting in detail and at great length about the true meaning of the Commerce Clause, fear not kind reader, this is not the time nor the place. Well, actually, it IS the place, but it certainly ain’t the time.

I’m tempted to rant about how Obama and Congress have betrayed our Constitution, but I don’t want to start sounding like a Ron Paul supporter, so let’s turn instead towards proposing solutions. You see, whenever I think of Obamacare, it reminds me of those Tubifex worms found in that North Carolina Sewer. You know, the ones that look like an alien life-form, or more appropriately, like a hideous self-animated malignant tumor clinging to the walls of someone’s large intestine, only much, much larger. I’m sure you feel the same way. The resemblance just screams for recognition. I see something like that and my first thought is to wish for a laser while reaching for a flamethrower, and I found I feel much the same way about those hideous worm clusters.

So I asked myself: How can we shine the light of the Bill of Rights onto Congress? And I mean that literally. Well, I have an idea, and since I’m thinking that since in general the Left is willing to get behind gigantic government-funded construction projects, especially ones where there will be no discernible negative environmental impact at all, I bet that we can sell this idea to both sides of the aisle. I’m also willing to predict that Liberals will have much the same reaction to sunlight filtered through the Bill of Rights as vampires do to unfiltered sunlight so, you know, “win-win”.