The Obamacare Website is Like a Box of Chocolates…..

I’ve been trying to access the Obamacare website, and it’s actually been kind of entertaining.  You never know what you are gonna get.  Here are some of the things I encountered while trying to apply on the website:

• I’m not sure, but I think I ended up with reservations at Motel 6
• I had to pay 15% more for my car insurance
• I happened upon some inappropriate selfies of Kathleen Sibelius
• A live feed opened up that allowed me to spy on the NSA
• The internet filters at work blocked the site claiming it was perceived as a DNS attack
• It reset all the passwords on my computer, forced the default browser to Internet Explorer and changed my homepage to Amazon’s listing for The Audacity of Hope
• I ended up at this bizarre page where I was told I had been selected to be enrolled in the special Logan’s Run plan
• For some reason, it wouldn’t accept my application until I entered in my credit card, bank and eTrade account numbers and passwords
• When I tried the Spanish site, the first thing it did was offer me a complimentary social security number, birth certificate and driver’s license
• It offered me a subsidy if I agreed to be something referred to as a ‘Congressional living organ donor’
• Whenever the website stalled, a window would pop up saying, “The website is experiencing difficulties because it is Bush’s fault you stupid racist.”