Tuesday, August 7, 2012

10 Crazy Facts About Democrats I Have Evidence For

Apparently the big thing today is to throw around allegations without any evidence behind them. Well, I know a bunch of things about Democrats which I do have evidence to prove though I’m going to keep that evidence to myself as I’d have to take pictures and size them right and upload them and… eh… sounds like a lot of work. But I do evidence about all this stuff, but don’t pester me about it.
FACTS
* Jar Jar Binks is based on imitations of various racial minorities Harry Reid did for George Lucas.
* Obama won’t release his college records because he got an F in every class except Marxist theory and recess.
* Nancy Pelosi can neither read nor write nor make facial expressions.
* Biden spent all of October 2007 pushing on a door labeled “PULL.”
* Ted Kennedy was actually brain dead for the last decade he was in Senate and no one noticed.
* Obama cheers every time unemployment goes up until an aide reminds him that a higher number for that is bad.
* Eric Holder personally authorized selling guns to Mexican drug cartels because he thought that would be hilarious. “The U.S. government — selling guns to Mexican murderers? How is that not funny?”
* Not a single member of Obama’s economics advisors were able to pick out the correct definition of what a job is, instead identifying it as some sort of soft drink popular in the Midwest.
* The “No Blackface” sign outside the Senate chambers was put there specifically because of Harry Reid.
* Obama has been a complete and utter failure as president, causing debt to skyrocket while getting no economic gains from it, and thus is desperate for any distraction he can latch on to.

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