If you know me, I like to be helpful. Well, with Detroit having completely collapsed, it seems like I should help figure out something to do with the city. Otherwise, they’re going to try to get a bailout, and, well, that would just be money thrown down a bottomless pit. The government might as well just move on from there to burning our hard-earned money.
But if we put on our capitalist hat, I’m sure we can think of some use for the devastated and nearly abandoned Detroit.
IDEAS FOR DETROIT
* Come to Detroit to film your ad about the dangers of government. Ominous voice overs provided on site.
* Ever want to chuck hand grenades at buildings? $50 a pop.
* World’s biggest paint ball course.
* Move all gangs to Detroit and build giant walls around it. Escape from Detroit! (well, most already did, but it’s a little late now)
* Military bomb test site.
* Go to city for filming apocalypse movies. Zombie apocalypse, nuclear apocalypse, virus attack — Detroit has the look for your movie about the utter devastation of man.
* Fill with bears and make it a national park — Bear City.
* Get media to pretend Detroit had a big turnaround in its economy and then sell it to a gullible nation.
* Leave as is as warning to others.
So that’s what I got. You guys have any ideas?
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