10 Phony Scandals Plaguing the Obama Administration

Obama has talked a lot about distractions from “phony scandals,” but people weren’t sure what these phony scandals are. Well, I tracked them down, and here are the phony scandals currently floating around out there.
PHONY SCANDALS PLAGUING THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION
* Obama’s competency on the economy could lead to Americans having far too many jobs.
* The respect for this country Obama has engendered from around the world is actually kind of embarrassing.
* Biden’s supreme intellect is causing self-esteem issues among White House staff.
* Obama’s vision for the future of high-speed rail and windmills make all science fiction taking place in the future seem boring in comparison.
* Obamacare basically now makes all Americans immortal which could lead to overpopulation problems.
* There’s great worry that if the the Democrats keep the Senate and recapture the house, the combined competence of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would cause Americans to become bored from the problem-less utopia they’d be living in.
* Obama is taking too much of the blame for problems on himself when really he should be blaming Bush.
* With how informative and forthright Jay Carney is on all issues, he’s rendered journalism obsolete.
* Obama’s ultra-quick decisiveness on the Keystone Pipeline must mean he’s hiding some Flash-like superpower.
* Obama is making things far too easy for American businesses to the point that they’re getting lazy.
I can assure you that none of these scandals are even remotely true. They’re nothing like the real scandals like Fast & Furious, the IRS targeting conservatives, or Benghazi which all show the Obama administration as lying, corrupt, and incompetent. So let’s listen to Obama and drop these phony scandals so we can focus on the others.