So I guess we might be getting into a war with Syria or something. Everyone is all worried about another war considering how the last couple went, but maybe we can do better with a more hands off approach. We’ll launch a few cruise missile, drop a few bombs, and that’s it. And if someone asks, “Aren’t you going to help them establish a new government or something?”
We’ll be like, “Nope. Just blowing stuff up from a distance now. Everyone on the ground — the Syrians and what not — can figure out the rest.”
“Won’t they be angry at us?”
“Well… we don’t like to speculate on other people’s feelings. If someone doesn’t like our policy, they do have our email address.”
So no more wars. Just bombings here and there to help countries know they’ve done wrong and learn. Sounds good?
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