10 Proposals Romney Should Make to Generate Campaign Enthusiasm

It’s not enough that Romney just point out how awful Obama is… well, I guess it probably should be, since scientifically improbably to elect a worse president than Obama, but anyway, Romney needs to make so proposals of his own to inspire the American people to a better tomorrow. Here are my suggestions that should really get his campaign moving.
PROPOSALS ROMNEY SHOULD MAKE TO GENERATE CAMPAIGN ENTHUSIASM
* Reduce the average size of spiders by hunting down and making extinct whatever the largest species of spider is.
* Start a new super soldier program where we task our scientists to giving a man all the powers of Aquaman.
* Vow to defeat all other world leaders in fisticuffs.
* Each year the budget isn’t balanced, a random member of Congress gets brutally murdered.
* Invade and defeat our arch-nemesis Guam, finally putting those evil Guamians in their place.
* New law of land: Wednesday will for hence forth be known as “Nacho Day.”
* To temper the rise of vacuum cleaner robots, new three laws of robotics that all robots must be programmed to obey:
1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2) Unless the human is a Communist, because all robots must hate Communism.
3) A robot must do the robot dance when commanded, even if this violates the First Law.
* New hobo tax. No more freeloading hobos!
* Create a new national dance and make a video of it that will go even more viral than Gangnam Style.
* Move headquarters of the president from the White House to a hollowed out volcano.
Know what? Forget these for Romney. They’re all now proposals for my presidential campaign in 2016.