Saturday, October 20, 2012

12 Signs Obama Doesn’t Think Much of America or Its Problems

So Obama went on the Daily Show and said that four people getting killed in Benghazi that it’s “not optimal.” Who knew that by going on Comedy Central Obama might say something that wouldn’t elevate the office of the president? He really should stick to hard news programs like The View.
This is just more evidence, though, that Obama doesn’t think particularly much of America and its problems. A former Clinton aide recently said that Obama doesn’t even seem to like people, and I have noticed much through the years that shows Obama is kind of aloof.
SIGNS OBAMA DOESN’T THINK MUCH OF AMERICA OR ITS PROBLEMS
* Sent out food stamps with the note, “Here, now stuff your fat faces and waddle over to the voting booth on November 6th.”
* When he found out a supporter he met was from Vermont, he said, “Why are you wasting my time? That’s a blue state I’ll win easily no matter what.” and then punched him in the nads.
* Talked to military commanders recently about if there was a way to increase casualties in the Middle East so there would be less military people to vote against him.
* He’s writing his next memoir exclusively for the European markets as a tell-all about America.
* Promised a women’s group that there would be a man at every polling station to help the women vote if they got confused or scared or hormonal.
* He once tried to order drone strikes to clear up a D.C. traffic jam.
* Google searches reveal he was trying to see what’s the required eligibility to run for president of Indonesia.
* He told a group of unemployed blue collar workers, “I guess I can’t help bring back factory jobs, but frankly I’d kill myself before working in one of them. And killing yourselves would also bring down unemployment…”
* He refers to hot dogs, hamburgers, and apple pie as “weird ethnic food.”
* When a woman complained to him of high gas prices, he gave her a handful of birth control pills, patted her on the head, and told her, “It will be all right.”
* He keeps trying to raise the minimal donation amount before anyone can shake his hand or touch him in any manner.
* He honestly thinks he’s doing a good job as president.

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