For a Pocketfull of Mumbles

Darrel Issa recently said that Jay Carney is a "paid liar"….I wish he wouldn't make such unfounded statements.  There's no actual proof that I'm aware of that Mr. Carney gets paid anything.

If he is paid actual money for being a liar, it raises all kinds of questions.  

For instance, I wonder whether he gets paid:

    •  By the lie

    •  By the number of times he has to change the lie

    •  By the magnitude of the crime he's lying about

    •  Would he get paid by the hour, or what?  

    •  Maybe he gets paid on some kind of scale that increases the more     imagination he has to use?               

    •  Does he get some kind of bonus for lying about lying?  

    •  Is there some kind of trade union for this line of work?  Something like the 
       IBOPL?

    •  Is there some kind of secret handshake for liars?  If there was would he lie
       about it?

    •  Can you copyright a lie?

    •  Does he get paid royalties if somebody else repeats the lie?

    •  Could he copyright the phrase: "To Carney Up"? 

The guy ought to be a millionaire by now.