I Swear I'm Not Racist

Recently I was eating dinner with friends at the best restaurant named for a sailor with a speech impediment and a rail thin girlfriend that another mentally handicapped man keeps trying to steal away.

If you still didn't pick up what I was layin down, I was at Popeyes fried chicken. When I hit my second piece like Jay Carney hits his CIA approved talking points I realized something. Barack Obama is a lot like fried chicken. When you see both of them your mouth starts to water and they are all you think about, but once you get inside, you realize its not really that good. You only really like the crispy skin.

 

 

At least I'm assuming his skin is crispy. For some reason he's never returned my letters asking him about it, and what his hair smells like. What a jerk!

To the uneducated this may sound like I'm being racist because I just compared a black man to fried chicken, but I have to remind you that he's half white, and I'm almost all white... so he and I have more in common than me and Al Sharpton. So that's something right?

All I'm sayin, is if you're an Obama supporter out there. Do you actually like fried chicken, or just the crispy part. If you're like me, you know the answer.

 

Also, I don't like Obama at all, I just wanted to be as racist sounding as possible. I think its my new thing.