Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Resolutions for 2014

In the new year, I resolve to…
  • be tolerant of other people’s point of view
  • be tolerant of liberals
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama a moron
  • drive the speed limit at all times
  • say nice things about Democrats
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama a dumbass
  • not make fun of yankees
  • compliment people more often
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama an idiot
  • become a serious blogger
  • sprout wings and fly
I have an equal chance of success with all of them.

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