Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Handling a Commie Encounter

So Obama shook hands with Commie dictator Raul Castro, and some people are angry about that. The problem is that Obama probably didn’t know what he was supposed to do with a Commie other than shake his hand because he hadn’t thought about how to handle Commies beforehand. I, on the other hand, am always thinking of what I’ll do when I encounter a Commie, and here are the option I always keep in mind:
OPTIONS FOR HOW TO HANDLE A COMMIE
* Punch
* Piledrive
* Strangle
* Burn
* Dropkick
* Shoot
* Headbutt
* Karate chop
* Shove into cannon
* Fire out of cannon
* Noogie
So Obama might want to add these option on how to handle a Commie to his current repertoire of “shake hands with” and “learn from.”

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