Monday, December 16, 2013

Making America Last

So a budget compromise is being worked on. The Democrats and Obama wanted a budget where we’re really screwed, and the Republicans wanted one where we’re just somewhat screwed, and now they have a compromise where we’re just plain old screwed. So, everyone is like, “What do you think of this, Joe?” And I’m all like, “Rush Limbaugh, leave me alone; I’m eating.”
Anyway, here is my opinion: I don’t care. It’s not like we’re actually going to get anything useful done on the budget with that useless dunce still holding the presidency, so anything that doesn’t drastically accelerate doom is about the best we can hope for. Then we can keep focus on how stupid and awful the Democrats are and thus elect more Republicans who are also stupid and awful… but not as much as the Democrats. And then we can…
Okay, I don’t really have an end plan here. I’m kinda hoping for a meteor or an alien attack to shake things up before our big, bloated government collapses on itself. So we just need to keep America limping along until a meteor hits. That’s our mission.
Keep optimistic for the future. And meteors.

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